It is as long as my arm!

November 8, 2013

I love Fry’s, but really? Four items on this receipt and it is as long as my forearm… You would think they would be a cool as Apple and email you the receipt.

Award for worst customer service experience goes to Comcast

November 1, 2013

I use Comcast because it is unfortunately the best internet service available where I live currently. I wish I could get the amazing CondoInternet service, but alas it is unavailable. Since I tend to work from home a lot I splurged and ordered the high end ( expensive ) internet package. I own my own

WordPress: How to move all your plugin code to your theme file so you think you are not actually running any plugins

August 4, 2013

Note (02-27-2014): This article keeps getting traffic and tweets. Though following the steps will actually work this piece is satire and should not be done. See the last section for more details. In this article I am going to attempt to show you the evil of plugins in WordPress and how you can quickly and

Dear United States of America, Please fix your ridiculous travel situation

July 19, 2013

Let me tell you about my first Automattic travel… Caution: LONG Rant ahead I have been with Automattic for 3 weeks now and this week was my first Jetpack team meetup. It was in Mexico City and was pretty great. Booked all the flights through Egencia smoothly. Made it down to Mexico fine, then I

Outboard motors suck!

October 16, 2012

The 2012 summer has been a beautiful one on Puget Sound. Warm sunny weather, a nice breeze, and fairly calm clear waters. Every sailors dream, or your worst nightmare if you cannot get out on the water. My beautiful 23′ sailboat, Zippety Doo Dah, has been sadly stuck in the marina during all this fantastic