mephobia

According to a Google image search for “mephobia sufferer” I am the number one ranked sufferer!

If you are not familiar with Mephobia it is typically a self-diagnosed personal issue and is defined by Urban Dictionary as:

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it and everybody dies.

Notice in the following photo that not only is my mug the first image found it is also at number 13, and of the photos shown on that page the percentage of photos that were taken by me is 33%. This clearly indicates I am the most awesome. This also indicates that I am allowing myself to reveal far to much of my awesome and the world may be on the brink of collapse. I apologize in advance if none of you wake up tomorrow morning.

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