If any of y'all are feeling particularly generous here is the list of things I would like to have

• Money always enjoyed
• Zits VW Shirt
• Zits VW Hoodie
• NRA Shirt
• Kimber Laser Grips
• Kimber .45 Mag
• NRA Hoodie
• Mac TV Tuner
• Insults for all occasions
• One-Liner jokes
• Book Book
• NRA Knife
• MacBook VW Bus Decal
• Roland AX-1 Keytar - (wikipedia) (ebay)
• M-Audio Axiom 49 49-Key USB MIDI Controller
• Kaossilator Touchpad Synthesizer
  
• Super Cub RC Airplane
• Yamaha Motif ES Midi Sound Module
• Crimson Trace 1911 Grips
• A couple nice compact 1911 Magazines
• .22 Conversion Kit
• MXL MXL 990s Condenser Microphone
• Geek Shakespeare T-Shirt
• Stuffed Tux
• ALF Plush
• R/C Airsoft Battle Tanks
• Roll-up Keyboard
• 211 things a bright boy can do
• The Definitive Book of Body Language
• Soul Graffiti
• Blue Like Jazz
• Cuba Game
• Fly Stick Van de Graaff Levitation Wand
• USB Drum Kit
• Monty Python Black Knight Plush
• Thumb Size R/C Mini Cooper
• T-Shirt: Shutup and Reboot
• USB 8gig Lighter
• Electronic Cube Puzzle
• Pro Co DB-1 Direct Box
• M-Audio MidAir 25 Wireless USB MIDI Controller
• Moog Etherwave Theremin Standard - Scratch 'n' Dent
• Grand Teton National Park
• Champs-Elysees
• Jeff Dunham Comedies
• CyberPower UPS