If any of y'all are feeling particularly generous here is the list of things I would like to have

• Money always enjoyed
• Beard Beanie
• Hardwire Guitar Tuner Pedal
• How to Build a Wooden Boat
• Boat Building Manual
• Boat Building: Handbook of Wooden Boat Construction
• Backyard Boat Building
• Elements of Boat Strength
• Chapman Piloting and Seamanship
• Books about marine life in Puget Sound
• VW Camper Van Tent
• LEGO VW Bus
• Hydroview UV
• RC Sailboat
  • RC Sailboat Buyer Guide
  • Paradise
  • Serenity
  • Sail RC
• Sailors Night Vision Cap - The expensive one of course, preferably with my boats bunny
• The Hurricane Book
• Zits VW Shirt
• Zits VW Hoodie
• NRA Shirt
• Kimber Laser Grips
• Kimber .45 Mag
• NRA Hoodie
• Mac TV Tuner
• Insults for all occasions
• One-Liner jokes
• Book Book
• NRA Knife
• MacBook VW Bus Decal
• Roland AX-1 Keytar - (wikipedia) (ebay)
• Kaossilator Touchpad Synthesizer
  
• Super Cub RC Airplane
• Yamaha Motif ES Midi Sound Module
• Crimson Trace 1911 Grips
• A couple nice compact 1911 Magazines
• .22 Conversion Kit
• MXL MXL 990s Condenser Microphone
• Geek Shakespeare T-Shirt
• Stuffed Tux
• ALF Plush
• R/C Airsoft Battle Tanks
• Roll-up Keyboard
• 211 things a bright boy can do
• The Definitive Book of Body Language
• Soul Graffiti
• Cuba Game
• Fly Stick Van de Graaff Levitation Wand
• USB Drum Kit
• Monty Python Black Knight Plush
• Thumb Size R/C Mini Cooper
• T-Shirt: Shutup and Reboot
• USB 8gig Lighter
• Electronic Cube Puzzle
• Pro Co DB-1 Direct Box
• M-Audio MidAir 25 Wireless USB MIDI Controller
• Moog Etherwave Theremin Standard - Scratch 'n' Dent
• Grand Teton National Park
• Champs-Elysees
• Jeff Dunham Comedies
• CyberPower UPS